He's foreign, only works one day a year, expects both himself and reindeer to be fed from every household with your hard earned mince pies, carrots and sherry; takes credit for all the toys purchased and now has eyes on your beer. Surely there must a reactionary, half baked, under the influence of medication UKIP policy about this man?
Merry Christmas and a Happy, Tolerant New Year.
Till 2015...
Matt Peers
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